Kidz X, The Battle Rages On 

     
Don't be deceived, there are garden implements everywhere,
just waiting for a chance to take you out.
Sure, they may seem helpful at first, cutting the grass, tilling the land.
Then when you least expect it, Whammo!
Vigilance my friends, vigilance!

        
This tiller put up quite a fight, but in the end,
found itself no match to the sword skills of Sir Phil-a-Lot...

     
Our hero, though pinned to the ground by the menacing
"Attilla the Gorilla"
tiller, remains undaunted as he hacks and slashes at his evil foe.
Watch out Sir Phillip!
there's a push mower, behind you!

     
Obviously in this case, the Battle ran to the strong.
(In smell maybe!)

This is a pose you may wish to remember,
should you ever find yourself backed into the corner
by a savage garden implement.
And remember this,
the world may be safe for now, but you owe it to yourself
to consider the possibilities.

Let us take a moment to remember
the many victims of implement attacks
throughout the world.
A moment's silence please.


Hi there, If anyone out there has a spare
strait jacket we could borrow, we would be most grateful.


Kidz X Inc.